F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy) by Seedstockers

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F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy) by Seedstockers crosses Maui Wowie with Fat Bastard for a feminized hybrid with THC up to 33% and massive yields. Expect earthy, fruity, herbal flavor and a long, euphoric high that rolls into deep body relaxation. Plants grow tall, flower in 10–11 weeks, and reward support and generous feeding with 600–800 g/m² indoors.

🤯 THC: Up to 33%
😋 Flavor: Earthy, fruity, herbal
🧠 Effect: Euphoric, happy chill
🍯 Resin: Extra-frosty, heavy colas

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F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy) lives up to its name. This feminized hybrid from Seedstockers is one of the most potent strains in the catalog, with THC reaching up to 33%, massive yields, and a long-lasting happy-chill effect that demands respect.

It comes from Maui Wowie crossed with Fat Bastard. The Hawaiian side brings fruit and a sunny, euphoric lift, while the heavyweight partner adds size, production, and serious resin.

These are tall, vigorous plants that need space, support, and proper feeding. In return they produce 600–800 g/m² (1.97–2.62 oz/ft²) indoors and as much as 700–1,200 g/plant (24.7–42.3 oz/plant) outdoors in warm climates.

Flowering takes 10–11 weeks, a longer wait that pays off in sheer weight and potency.

Lineage: Maui Wowie x Fat Bastard

Maui Wowie is a classic Hawaiian strain known for tropical fruit notes and an upbeat, sunny character. Fat Bastard, as the name suggests, is all about bulk: thick colas, heavy branches, and big production.

Seedstockers bred F.U.H to push THC as far as possible while keeping those massive yields. The result is a hybrid with a tall frame, extra-frosty resin, and flowers that get remarkably heavy by late bloom.

Aroma, Flavor, and Effect

The aroma is rich earth and ripe fruit with herbal spice. It is not the loudest nose in the tent, but once the buds are ground it reveals real depth and complexity.

The flavor is earthy and fruity with herbal undertones and a smooth finish, and it deepens with every draw as the terpene layers unfold.

The effect arrives in waves: euphoric happiness first, then deep full-body relaxation that lasts a long time. At up to 33% THC, this is not a strain for casual or occasional smokers. Small amounts go a long way, and experienced users will appreciate how powerful and long-lasting it is.

Growing F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy) Indoors and Outdoors

F.U.H is rated intermediate. It is not a hard grow, but its size and weight demand planning: support, space, and a generous feeding schedule.

Indoors, plants can stretch past 150 cm (59 in), so flip to 12/12 early and use a heavy SCROG net or supercropping to manage height. Expect 10–11 weeks of bloom. It is a hungry feeder that responds well to generous Cal-Mag and a solid PK boost in flower, with yields of 600–800 g/m² (1.97–2.62 oz/ft²).

Install cages, stakes, or trellis support by week 4 of flower. The colas become extremely heavy, and branches without support can snap under the load.

Outdoors, F.U.H grows into a true tree in warm climates and can produce 700–1,200 g (24.7–42.3 oz) per plant. Plant it in a large container or open ground, top-dress through the season, and make sure the long bloom finishes before cold, wet weather.

F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy) Characteristics

Strain type Feminized
Genetics Maui Wowie x Fat Bastard
Indica/Sativa Hybrid
THC Up to 33%
Effect Euphoric, happy, deep body relaxation
Flavor Earthy, fruity, herbal
Aroma Earth, ripe fruit, herbal spice
Indoor yield 600–800 g/m² (1.97–2.62 oz/ft²)
Outdoor yield 700–1,200 g/plant (24.7–42.3 oz/plant)
Flowering time 10–11 weeks
Height Tall, can exceed 150 cm (59 in) indoors
Difficulty Intermediate
Best cultivation technique Heavy SCROG or supercropping, early branch support

FAQ

How strong is F.U.H (F*cked Up Hippy)?

THC can reach up to 33%, which places it among the most potent strains Seedstockers offers. It suits experienced smokers.

What are the genetics of F.U.H?

It is a cross of Maui Wowie and Fat Bastard.

How much does F.U.H yield?

Indoors, about 600–800 g/m² (1.97–2.62 oz/ft²). Outdoors in warm climates, plants can produce 700–1,200 g (24.7–42.3 oz) each.

How tall does F.U.H grow?

It is a tall plant that can stretch past 150 cm (59 in) indoors. SCROG or supercropping helps keep it under control.

How long does F.U.H take to flower?

Flowering takes 10–11 weeks after switching to 12/12.

What support does F.U.H need?

Add cages, stakes, or a trellis by week 4 of flower. The colas become very heavy and branches can break without support.

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