Guzzlerz by Humboldt Seed Company

Feminized Seeds

Price range: $22.50 through $60.00

Guzzlerz by Humboldt Seed Company is a true 50/50 feminized hybrid from Gusherz x Skittlez x Triangle Kush. Expect a chemical-spill nose of gas, solvent and ammonia funk over extremely frosty, fat light green and purple buds. With 30-35% THC, the high is a heavy, almost psychedelic knockout. Easy plants give above-average yields in 55-60 days indoors or October 5-10 outdoors.

🤯 THC: 30-35%
😋 Flavor: Chemical spill, gas, ammonia funk
🧠 Effect: Knockout, almost psychedelic
🍯 Resin: Extremely frosty, bulbous buds

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Guzzlerz started life as a side project at Humboldt Seed Company and refused to leave. This feminized, true 50/50 hybrid packs 30-35% average THC, 35-40% total cannabinoids and a nose like a chemical spill at a nail salon. Once cured, the jars reek of gas and ammonia, so stock up on extra turkey bags before harvest day.

What keeps Guzzlerz in the garden is the combination of loud bag appeal and easy-going plants. Fat, light green and purple buds push through dark, heavily serrated leaves, the yields run above average, and the plants shrug off the small mistakes that trip up less forgiving strains. It is equally at home in a first grow tent or a seasoned commercial garden.

Lineage and Breeding: Gusherz, Skittlez, and Triangle Kush

Guzzlerz combines Gusherz x Skittlez x Triangle Kush. The candy-store parents bring color, bulk and a sweet undertone, while the Triangle Kush side drives the fuel and the solvent-like funk. Together they create a balanced plant that looks dessert-like but smells like an industrial accident.

Humboldt Seed Company lists the current line as BX2 S2: backcrossed twice, then selfed twice to tighten uniformity. The breeder rates it as a true hybrid at 50% Indica and 50% Sativa, and states that its feminized seed is certified by Leafworks to produce 99% or more female plants.

Aroma, Flavor, and Effect

Forget fruit and candy. Guzzlerz smells like nail polish remover, harsh solvents and sharp ammonia funk, all riding on a thick layer of gas. The smoke carries that same chemical bite across the tongue, with a faint sweetness from the Gusherz and Skittlez side peeking out on the exhale. Fans of loud, polarizing terps will love it.

The effect is heavy and fast. The breeder describes it as a knockout, almost psychedelic high, with the kind of visual shimmer that turns patterns into fractals. Body weight builds quickly, and plans tend to shrink to the couch and the snack drawer. As the breeder puts it, you are not mowing the lawn today. Save it for evenings with nothing left to do.

Growing Guzzlerz Indoors and Outdoors

Guzzlerz grows sturdy, easy-to-manage plants with above-average yields and above-average bud size. Indoors, top once and spread the canopy with LST or a SCROG net so the large, bulbous flowers get even light. Flowering takes about 55-60 days. Those swollen buds hold moisture, so keep humidity in check during late bloom and run strong carbon filtration for the smell.

Outdoors in the Northern Hemisphere, harvest falls between October 5 and October 10. The breeder rates performance as high in greenhouses, light deprivation and full-term outdoor gardens, and also lists it for indoor growing. Support heavy branches with a trellis, keep airflow strong through the interior, and plan for a pungent harvest that needs good odor control during drying.

Guzzlerz Characteristics

Strain type Feminized photoperiod
Genetics Gusherz x Skittlez x Triangle Kush (BX2 S2)
Indica/Sativa 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
THC 30-35% (average); total cannabinoids 35-40%
Effect Knockout body high, almost psychedelic
Flavor/Aroma Chemical spill, nail salon solvent, gas, ammonia funk
Flowering time 55-60 days
Outdoor harvest October 5-10 (Northern Hemisphere)
Yield Above average
Characteristics Extremely frosty light green and purple buds, very large bulbous flowers, sturdy growth, heavily serrated foliage
Best cultivation technique Topping, LST, and trellis support

FAQ

Is Guzzlerz Indica or Sativa?

Guzzlerz is a true hybrid, listed by Humboldt Seed Company at 50% Indica and 50% Sativa. Its effect, however, lands heavy and physical.

How strong is Guzzlerz?

The breeder lists 30-35% average THC and 35-40% total cannabinoids. It is a very potent strain that suits experienced consumers.

What does Guzzlerz smell like?

It smells like a chemical spill at a nail salon: solvent, gas and ammonia funk. Once cured, the gas and ammonia notes become even stronger.

Is Guzzlerz easy to grow?

Yes. The breeder describes it as easy to care for and suitable for both new and experienced growers, with sturdy growth and above-average yields.

How long does Guzzlerz take to flower?

Indoors it flowers in about 55-60 days. Outdoors in the Northern Hemisphere, harvest lands between October 5 and October 10.

What are the parents of Guzzlerz?

Guzzlerz is bred from Gusherz x Skittlez x Triangle Kush and stabilized by Humboldt Seed Company to a BX2 S2 generation.