Painkiller XL CBD is a study in balance. Royal Queen Seeds crossed Juanita la Lagrimosa, often translated as “Juanita the Tearful”, with Respect 13, one of the parents of its Royal Highness strain. The progeny is a 75% sativa, 25% indica feminized photoperiod that produces a nearly even ratio of THC and CBD, with roughly 9% of each.
Both sides of the family tree bring something. Juanita descends from Queen Mother and a Mexican-Afghan blend and is known for her CBD-forward chemistry. The Royal Highness side, built from Respect 13 and Dancehall, adds vigor, yield and a lively sativa structure. Despite the name, Painkiller XL is simply a strain name for a balanced, easy-going plant.
Plenty of CBD strains push THC down to almost nothing. Painkiller XL takes a different path, and that even split of both cannabinoids is what makes it stand out in the Royal Queen Seeds catalog.
Growers get plenty to like as well. Indoor plants stay at a tidy 2 to 3 feet (60–90 cm), outdoor plants reach about 4 to 5 feet (120–150 cm), and flowering wraps up in as little as 50 days.
Lemon, Diesel, and a Clear, Balanced Experience
The data sheet lists candy, citrus, earth and fruit, and late in bloom the plants give off a distinctive blend of lemon and diesel with a hint of haze. Those notes grow louder after a careful dry and cure, so a few extra weeks in the jar really pay off. The smoke is sweet up front with a zesty, slightly fuel-tinged finish.
With THC and CBD in near equal measure, the effect stays clear-headed and physically relaxed. The sativa side keeps the mind alert and conversational, while the CBD rounds off any sharp edges. The body feels loose and comfortable, yet you can carry on with errands, music or a hike without losing your footing.
It is like a fresh glass of lemonade on a breezy afternoon: bright, light and easy to come back to.
Growing Painkiller XL CBD Seeds
Painkiller XL is fast for a sativa-leaning photoperiod. Flowering takes 50 to 60 days, about 7 to 8.5 weeks, and Royal Queen Seeds rates indoor yields at 18 to 19 oz/m² (510–540 g/m²). Topping once or twice in veg and using LST keeps the canopy even, which helps the many side branches fill out with dense, uniform buds.
Outdoors, each plant can produce 18 to 19 oz/plant (510–540 g/plant), with harvest at the end of September. The strain copes well with short summers, so growers in cooler regions can finish before fall rains set in. Feed moderately, keep humidity under control late in flower and let the plant ripen fully to bring out the lemon and diesel aromas.
Painkiller XL CBD Characteristics
| Strain type | Feminized photoperiod |
| Genetics | Respect 13 x Juanita la Lagrimosa (Royal Highness lineage) |
| Indica/Sativa | 25% Indica / 75% Sativa |
| THC | Up to 9% |
| CBD | High, around 9% (close to 1:1 with THC) |
| Effect | Clear, physically relaxed |
| Flavor | Candy, citrus, earthy, fruity, lemon-diesel aroma |
| Indoor yield | 18 to 19 oz/m² (510–540 g/m²) |
| Outdoor yield | 18 to 19 oz/plant (510–540 g/plant) |
| Flowering time | 50 to 60 days (about 7 to 8.5 weeks) |
| Outdoor harvest | Late September |
| Height | Indoor: 2 to 3 feet (60–90 cm); Outdoor: 4 to 5 feet (120–150 cm) |
| Climate | Short summers |
| Best cultivation technique | Topping and LST |
FAQ
Does the name Painkiller XL CBD describe what the strain does?
No. Painkiller XL is just the strain’s name. These are cannabis seeds sold for cultivation, and the name is not a description of the plant or its flowers.
What is the cannabinoid profile of Painkiller XL CBD?
It produces a nearly even ratio of THC and CBD, with roughly 9% of each, which keeps the experience clear and balanced.
What are the parents of Painkiller XL CBD?
Royal Queen Seeds lists the genetics as Respect 13 x Juanita la Lagrimosa. Respect 13 is one of the parents of Royal Highness, so the strain is also described as a Royal Highness and Juanita descendant.
What does Painkiller XL CBD smell and taste like?
Expect candy, citrus, earth and fruit, with a lemon and diesel aroma and haze undertones that intensify after curing.
How long does Painkiller XL CBD take to flower?
Flowering takes 50 to 60 days, about 7 to 8.5 weeks. Outdoor plants finish at the end of September.
What yield does Painkiller XL CBD produce?
Indoors, expect 18 to 19 oz/m² (510–540 g/m²). Outdoors, plants can produce 18 to 19 oz/plant (510–540 g/plant).
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